I am in love with your style.

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Derp derp derp words words words blah blah blah

xD if you think about what bender did this is funny as hell

lol oh god this cant end well.

Haha I recognized the Futurama reference instantly! Awesome stuff!

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Would you kindly...

Sugar....mill?? MISUNDERSTANDING `ERE!

oh god i know whats coming

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In Nazi Germany WIR HABEN MENGEN VON PLÄTZCHEN!!!!

If practice makes perfict but nobodys perfict, then why practice?

YOU CANT SPELL SLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER!!!

LOL win.

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"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.'" -Robin Tyler

I'm so grateful for the Futurama reference. Now all we need is the Crushinator.
That is a sinfull, wicked place. The Tilt-a-Whirl's okay, but the rest is mighty wicked.

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GLOBAL WARMING
(or)
NONE LIKE IT HOT!

Oh god, not the mill! Anything but the sugar mill! Not even the sweetness of sugar can cheer up the witch...

zombies drive cars...

I guess the survivors didn't stick around to find out.

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~TRUE STORY~

Dude:YOU SON OF A BITCH

Me:Hi mom
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When will this feeling go away...But I don't feel like leaving it...But you shall truly be someone special in my heart.~to someone in dA

I NEED A GOOD SLAP IN THE FACE.

AND A